tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-157454902024-03-24T02:17:48.943+08:00Aba9785 = wacko?<a href="http://aba9785.blogspot.com">
<b>aba9785@gmail.com</b><br> </a>
My surname is Foo,<br>
But I am not a Fool,<br>
Don’t think I am a food,<br>
Not like a Tofu. <br>Foohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07407796031116125770noreply@blogger.comBlogger224125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15745490.post-55511222155241006852012-02-01T09:10:00.001+08:002012-02-01T09:12:54.758+08:00【转载】2011年的‘雷’句<span ><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">【转载】2011年的‘雷’句</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">1.你說你會等我回來,你確實等了,還找了一個人一起等。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">2.每當我錯過一個女孩,我就在山上放一塊磚,於是,這世界便有了長城。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">3.高考成績出來了,老師長出一口氣對我說:其實沒考上,對你和大學都是一種幸福。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">4.拜託不要叫他動腦子好不好--左腦全是水,右腦全是麵粉,不動便罷了,一動全是漿糊。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">5.孔子不能解決的問題,老子幫你解決。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">6.沒有不透風的牆,沒有不能上吊的梁。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">7.我一失足成大瘸子,再回首又閃了腰。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">8.我不喜歡整理房間,他們都叫我亂室英雄。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">9.八戒,別以為你站在路燈下就是夜明豬了.</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">10.希望似火,失望如煙,人生就是七處點火,八處冒煙……</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">11.名人就是出名前別人不知道他是誰,出名後他不知道自己是誰的人。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">12.我的世界忽然開始下雪,天啊!請不要在我身旁梳頭髮了。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">13.我喜歡交朋友,尤其是女朋友。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">14.愚者坐以待斃,智者坐以待幣。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">15.一個胖子居然自稱自己不是個粗人。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">16.真羨慕你這麼年輕就認識我了。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">17.總有一天你的名字會出現在我家的戶口本上!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">18、將薪比薪的想一下,算了,不想活了。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">19、活了二十多年,沒能為祖國、為人民做點什麼,每思及此,傷心欲絕。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">20、我和脂肪做鬥爭,差點沒犧牲21、生活嘛,就是生下來,活下去~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">22、再醜也要談戀愛,談到世界充滿愛。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">23、船撞橋頭自然沉~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">24、當你披上了婚紗 我也披上了袈裟~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">25、我跟耶穌祈求踏實穩定的生活,他想了想說,咱們還是先談談世界和平的事吧...</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">26、愛我就大聲地說出來吧!恨我就一輩子藏在心裡吧!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">27、趁著年輕把能幹的壞事都幹了吧,沒幾年了。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">28、我在春天種下一堆女朋友,現在秋天到了,嘖嘖,居然顆粒無收~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">29、你曾經對我說,會永遠愛著我,愛情這東西我明白,但永遠是什麼?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">30、七歲的小男孩是地球上最可怕的生物,他們有好奇心、行動力、破壞力以及《未成年人保護法》</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">31、人貴在言而有信——我說不還錢就不還錢!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">32、夏天就是不好,窮的時候連西北風都沒得喝,幸虧現在是秋天了。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">33、我雖然相信海誓山盟,但是未必相信你啊~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">34、凡我放不下的,必是因為我擁有不了的~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">35、特別的人從來不說自己特別,比如說我。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">36、我人生只會兩件事 1 這也不會 2那也不會</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">37、成人不自在,自在不成人~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">38、我知道,天下無不散宴席,可是,至少,宴席上我要吃得爽!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">39、解釋就是掩飾,掩飾就是講故事~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">40、人和人不是客客氣氣就能相處的!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">41、每當困難的時候我就念藏經:「噢嘛呢哞嘛哄」, 翻譯成英文就是:All money go my home!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">42、善良就是別人挨餓的時候,我吃肉不bia ji 嘴~~</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">43、我曾想成為一個問題少年,然而我卻循規蹈矩地活了這麼多年。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">44、你拉著一頭豬逛街,很幸福的樣子。我經過,滿懷同情地說:「看一個人的檔次,就看他跟誰在一起。」話未說完,就看見豬很鄙夷的棄你而去。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">45.月底如果還有話費用不掉,就請跟我念這個繞口令:一級難度:發廢話揮話費。二級難度:話費會揮發。三級難度:發揮廢話揮發話費!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">46、丘比特傳說:一箭穿心代表一見鍾情,兩箭穿心代表兩廂情願,三箭代表三生有幸。。。我向你萬箭齊發。。。小樣兒,你就等著變刺蝟吧!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">47.被人忽視?受人欺負?沒人愛你?不要緊!就算這世上沒人愛你、理你、重視你!我的大門依然為你敞開! 成都市精神病院,給你一個五星級的家!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">48.當魔鬼在你窗前拍打著玻璃,蛤蟆正鑽進你的被窩,毒蛇在你頭頂蕩漾,蚯蚓在你腳趾穿梭,蜈蚣已爬進你的鼻孔,別怕!我正騎著蝸牛趕來救你了!駕!駕!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">49.、閣下莫非就是當年華山論劍武功獨步天下罕有其匹號稱一朵梨花壓海棠的少林寺智障大師收養的小沙彌低能的愛犬旺財踩扁的蟑螂小強曾滾過的一個糞球?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">50.腦白金說今天開學不逃課要逃就逃專業課。匯仁寶說他逃我也逃。大寶說今天你逃了嗎?好迪說大家逃才是真的逃。高露潔說我們的目標是沒人上課!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">51能不罵人,就不罵!一旦罵,就往死裡罵。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">52騙我可以,但不要被我知道。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">53我可以容忍,一忍再忍,給你機會,但別超過我的底線。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">54我可以裝傻,但別以為我真傻。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">55不做第三者,即使再喜歡。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">56不喜歡就是不喜歡,說啥也沒用。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">57任何的真話,我都能接受。說的做的真心認真,我可以無條件相信。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">58對於過分裝B者,不留臉面。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">59不給喜歡的人添麻煩。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">60在喜歡的人面前,能不哭就不哭。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">61可以為喜歡的人做任何改變,但不試圖改變他。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">62用單純的心對待朋友和愛人。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">63對我真心的,我會雙倍回報。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">64我不是沒脾氣,只是不輕易對你發脾氣。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">65會曖昧,但不會太久。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">66寧缺毋濫,絕不因為寂寞而戀愛。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">67除了家人,不與任何人有經濟上的來往。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">68如果你拿我不當回事,我會以同樣的方式對你。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">69.QQ上多了,什麼企鵝沒見過。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">70.世界上最沒用的東西就是工資條,看了生氣,擦屁股太細。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">71.人才和天才只差一個「二」。故,人才很精,而天才總是有點二。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">72.如果你容不下我,說明不是你的心胸太狹小,就是我的人格太偉大。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">73.我都不好意思抓你了,你怎麼還好意思偷呢?</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">74.每當衝鋒號響起,我就趕緊躲進壕溝裡,因為:我是臥底!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">75.我這心碎得,捧出來跟餃子餡似的。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">76.我從不以強凌弱~~~我欺負他之前真不知道他比我弱…</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">77.別再用0.5的思維管理這個2.0的世界了!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">78.還是古代好混,割掉了就能當公務員。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">79.自從得了精神病,我的精神就好多了!</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">80.人生最大杯具:美人遲暮,英雄謝頂。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">81.小隱隱於朦朧詩,大隱隱於肥皂劇</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">82.所謂美女,大都是化妝品的奴隸。</span></div><div><span style="font-size: 14px;">83.旅行就是從自己呆膩的地方到別人呆膩的地方去。</span></div><div style="font-size: 14px; "><br /></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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The truth is that your life can be better without more money. It can be better today, but you need to make some decisions and take some actions.<br /><br />You don't need me to tell you what will make you happy -- only you know that truth.<br /><br />I believe each of us has the power to discover our purpose and become joyful in the process of journeying toward that purpose. It's not easy, however. Nothing important and meaningful ever is.<br /><br />What you need to do is create what I call the "Live Rich Factor" in your life. I call it this because those who find the purpose that leads them to joy are truly the luckiest people in the world, because they're living richly.<br /><br />There are five basic principles involved in creating your Live Rich Factor:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Principle 1: Give Yourself a Break</span><br /><br />We all tell ourselves the story of the one that got away. You can't move forward if you spend time focusing on what you shoulda-woulda-coulda done in 2006 or before. It's over, and its time to move on. The fastest way I know to do this is to write all of your regrets down on paper.<br /><br />Make a list of all your personal and financial if-onlys. For example, "If only I had saved more money. If only I hadn't quit that job. If only I hadn't taken the job I have." You get the idea.<br /><br />After reading the list aloud to yourself, get rid of it. Let it all go by literally burning the list (safely). Now you're ready for a fresh start in 2007 -- a new beginning.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Principle 2: Get Connected with Your Truth</span><br /><br />The hardest thing to do is be honest with yourself. Asking yourself some key questions will lead you to some amazing discoveries, and possibly motivate you to do what it takes to create the life you envision for yourself.<br /><br />I suggest writing your (honest) answers to the following questions in a new journal for the new year:<br /><br /></span><ul><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What makes you happy at work? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What makes you happy at home? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What makes you happy with your friends and family? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What makes you happy when you're by yourself? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What do you love to do? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What would you do with your life today if you weren't afraid of failure? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What's not working in your life? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What are you currently doing that prevents you from experiencing joy? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What's working in your life? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Who's not working in your life? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Who in your life is subtracting value from and adding misery to it? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Can you fix any of these relationships, or should you let them go from your life? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What relationships are working in your life? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">If we were getting together one year from today, what would have to happen for you to be able to tell me that you now have more joy in your life? </span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">What's the single most important thing you've learned about yourself as a result of answering these questions? </span></li></ul><span style="font-size:85%;">You'll find that by putting your answers down on paper, they'll become clear more quickly and the actions you need to take more obvious and easier to initiate.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Principle 3: Stop Judging Yourself</span><br /><br />Be nicer to yourself in 2007. Many people talk to themselves in a way they would never accept from a stranger, friend, or loved one. If this describes you, try stopping the negative conversations you have with yourself immediately.<br /><br />For one week, simply commit to saying "stop it" when you think a negative thought about yourself. If you're in the habit of saying negative things to yourself, you'll find this is one of the most difficult exercises you'll ever do. Carry a notepad with you and make a mark each time you catch yourself thinking negatively. You'll find that as the days go by, your negative thinking can quickly be reduced.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Principle 4: Stop Judging Others</span><br /><br />It's hard to be joyful when you're always judging others. In fact, it's close to impossible. Judging others creates a huge amount of stress in our lives. It affects our marriages and our relationships with our kids as well as the way we relate to friends, co-workers, and society in general.<br /><br />We're not here to judge one another.<br /><br />The next time you find yourself upset at someone or some situation, catch yourself and ask, "Are you judging?" Judging others is often an unconscious habit. But it's a habit that can be changed the moment you decide to stop doing it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Principle 5 : Pursue Fun with a Vengeance</span><br /><br />It's OK to pursue fun. It's what children do. My greatest joy these days is the simple pleasure of playing with my three-year-old son, Jack.<br /><br />This holiday season with Jack taught me the simple power of pursuing fun -- again and again. What was fun for Jack this Christmas? It turns out it wasn't the Big Wheel that my wife, Michelle, and I stayed up so late building on Christmas Eve. And it wasn't the Star Wars Lego toy (although he was pretty excited about that).<br /><br />Instead, what Jack found the most fun was a new game I made up to keep him entertained. The game was called Geronimo -- and it involved Jack jumping from the bed onto a stack of pillows yelling "Geronimo!" This silly little game ended up bringing us both hours of fun. The price of the game: nothing. The fun: priceless. And the laughs? Endless.<br /><br />Why do we stop pursing fun as we get older? Fun shouldn't be squeezed into a few weeks of vacation each year. And it shouldn't be squeezed into the last chapter of your life when you "get to" retire. Fun deserves to be a part of your life now -- in 2007.<br /><br />But fun doesn't just happen. You have to make it a priority in your life or it'll go missing. Life's too short to not have it.<br /><br />So here's to a fun, happy, and healthy New Year. Cheers!<br />http://finance.yahoo.com/expert/article/millionaire/18930;_ylt=Av_8rC9rriuqQVJrkDiH7uxIt9IF<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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