Jokes for April 3

The wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:
'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'
Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.










Apparently he is dead now ...