Just maybe
Maybe u r a bombshell
Maybe u r babelicious
Maybe u r cunning
Maybe u r damn pretty
Maybe u r extravagant
Maybe u r friendly
Maybe u r gorgeous
Maybe u r helpful
Maybe u r intelligent
Maybe u r jovial
Maybe u r killing me with your behavior
Maybe u r La Vie En Rose
Maybe u r my type of girl
Maybe u r naughty
Maybe u r open minded
Maybe u r party girl
Maybe u r Q (cute
Maybe u r resentful
Maybe u r sweet
Maybe u r torture queen
Maybe u r useful
Maybe u r venomous
Maybe u r wonderful
Maybe u r xerox (copy cat)
Maybe u r yummy
Maybe u r zero (nothing)
Friday, November 11, 2005
Just maybe
[tech] Spyware from Sony
Spyware from Sony
In order to fight piracy, Sony BMG turns to spyware?
CA targets Sony DRM as spyware
http://blogs.zdnet.com/Spyware/index.php?p=698&tag=nl.e550
Don’t they realize that customer always right? And if I don’t like your product I can turn against you and support your competitor? Here, Sony doesn’t seem to respect the consumer, and then what can the consumer do?
Spyware spat makes small print a big issue
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-1009_22-5944208.html?tag=nl.e589
Well, seems like the consumer can do nothing. What has been label as spyware can sue the anti spyware company for being labeled as spyware. Yet it could be another challenge for the anti spyware and internet user.
Talking about challenge, the consumer should be aware of this
Unsecured Wi-Fi could become a crime
http://government.zdnet.com/?p=1857
Now one must be careful and anonymous surfing will be history. (Until the rule is approve by the parliament.)
[tech] Battle of the giants
So much for the Intel side logo on virtually every computer we used in the past 4 or 5 year, in a recent ZDnet’s blog titled “Intel's Otellini in the hot seat as AMD gains share”
http://blogs.zdnet.com/BTL/index.php?p=2134&tag=nl.e550
It’s not to say that this means the end of Intel and the triumph of AMD, even Microsoft can try bounce back after realizing the threat of Google and Yahoo.
Oh, yeah. The war is on.
Leaked Documents from Bill Gates and Ray Ozzie
http://blogs.zdnet.com/web2explorer/index.php?p=52&tag=nl.e550
Google, Microsoft and Yahoo begin war on features
http://blogs.zdnet.com/Google/index.php?p=27&tag=nl.e550
What do we as internet user get in return? War is usually bad, both for the winner and loser. But here, we as internet user will get a more better choice and a myriad of services provided, some free and some for a fee.
The Five Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat
The Five Absolute Worst Foods You Can Eat
By Dr. Joseph Mercola with Rachael Droege
There are no "bad" foods, right? Only food you should eat in moderation? Well, not really. The following foods are so bad for your body that I really can't see any reason to eat them. Not only do they have zero nutritional value, but they also give your body a healthy dose of toxins, which should make the idea of eating them really hard to swallow.
Doughnuts
Doughnuts are fried, full of sugar and white flour and most all varieties contain trans fat. Store-bought doughnuts are made up of about 35 percent to 40 percent trans fat.
An average doughnut will give you about 200 to 300 calories, mostly from sugar, and few other nutrients.
It's too bad that Americans view doughnuts as a breakfast food as, nutritionally speaking, eating a doughnut is one of the worst ways to start off your day. It will throw off your blood sugar and won't stay with you so you'll be hungry again soon. You are better off eating no breakfast at all, or better yet grabbing a quick glass of Whey Healthier.
Soda
One can of soda has about 10 teaspoons of sugar, 150 calories, 30 to 55 mg of caffeine, and is loaded with artificial food colors and sulphites. I can't think of any good reason to ever have it. The diet varieties are also problematic as they are filled with harmful artificial sweeteners like aspartame.
Studies have linked soda to osteoporosis, obesity, tooth decay and heart disease, yet the average American drinks an estimated 56 gallons of soft drinks each year. Plus, drinking all that sugar will likely suppress your appetite for healthy foods, which pave the way for nutrient deficiencies.
Soft drink consumption among children has almost doubled in the United States over the last decade, which is not surprising considering that most school hallways are lined with soda-filled vending machines.
Schools often make marketing deals with leading soft drink companies such as Coca-Cola from which they receive commissions--based on a percentage of sales at each school--and sometimes a lump-sum payment, in exchange for their students' health. School vending machines can increase the consumption of sweetened beverages by up to 50 or more cans of soda per student per year.
If you routinely drink soda--regular or diet--eliminating it from your diet is one of the simplest and most profound health improvements you can make.
French Fries (and Nearly All Commercially Fried Foods)
Potatoes are bad enough when consumed in their raw state, as their simple sugars are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels and can devastate your health. But when they are cooked in trans fat at high temperatures, all sorts of interesting and very unpleasant things occur.
Anything that is fried, even vegetables, has the issue of trans fat and the potent cancer-causing substance acrylamide.
Foods that are fried in vegetable oils like canola, soybean, safflower, corn, and other seed and nut oils are particularly problematic. These polyunsaturated fats easily become rancid when exposed to oxygen and produce large amounts of damaging free radicals in the body. They are also very susceptible to heat-induced damage from cooking. What is not commonly known is that these oils can actually cause aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer and weight gain. You can read the article "Secrets of the Edible Oil Industry" for more information.
It is theoretically possible to create a more "healthy" French fry if you cook it in a healthy fat like virgin coconut oil. Due to its high saturated fat content, coconut oil is extremely stable and is not damaged by the high temperatures of cooking. This is why coconut oil should be the only oil you use to cook with.
I am fond of telling patients that one French fry is worse for your health than one cigarette, so you may want to consider this before you order your next 'Biggie' order.
Chips
Most commercial chips, and this includes corn chips, potato chips, tortilla chips, you name it, are high in trans fat. Fortunately, some companies have caught on to the recent media blitz about the dangers of trans fat and have started to produce chips without trans fat.
However, the high temperatures used to cook them will potentially cause the formation of carcinogenic substances like acrylamide, and this risk remains even if the trans fat is removed.
Fried Non-Fish Seafood
This category represents the culmination of non-healthy aspects of food. Fried shrimp, clams, oysters, lobsters, and so on have all the issues of trans fat and acrylamide mentioned above, plus an added risk of mercury.
Seafood is loaded with toxic mercury and shellfish like shrimp and lobsters can be contaminated with parasites and resistant viruses that may not even be killed with high heat. These creatures, considered scavenger animals, consume foods that may be harmful for you.
Eating these foods gives you a quadruple dose of toxins--trans fat, acrylamide, mercury and possibly parasites or viruses--with every bite.
If you have a taste for seafood, there's an easy solution. It's best to avoid your local fish fry and try the only fish I now eat--the delicious wild red Alaskan salmon that was proven through independent lab testing to be free of harmful levels of mercury and other contaminants.
By Dr. Joseph Mercola with Rachael Droege
There are no "bad" foods, right? Only food you should eat in moderation? Well, not really. The following foods are so bad for your body that I really can't see any reason to eat them. Not only do they have zero nutritional value, but they also give your body a healthy dose of toxins, which should make the idea of eating them really hard to swallow.
Doughnuts
Doughnuts are fried, full of sugar and white flour and most all varieties contain trans fat. Store-bought doughnuts are made up of about 35 percent to 40 percent trans fat.
An average doughnut will give you about 200 to 300 calories, mostly from sugar, and few other nutrients.
It's too bad that Americans view doughnuts as a breakfast food as, nutritionally speaking, eating a doughnut is one of the worst ways to start off your day. It will throw off your blood sugar and won't stay with you so you'll be hungry again soon. You are better off eating no breakfast at all, or better yet grabbing a quick glass of Whey Healthier.
Soda
One can of soda has about 10 teaspoons of sugar, 150 calories, 30 to 55 mg of caffeine, and is loaded with artificial food colors and sulphites. I can't think of any good reason to ever have it. The diet varieties are also problematic as they are filled with harmful artificial sweeteners like aspartame.
Studies have linked soda to osteoporosis, obesity, tooth decay and heart disease, yet the average American drinks an estimated 56 gallons of soft drinks each year. Plus, drinking all that sugar will likely suppress your appetite for healthy foods, which pave the way for nutrient deficiencies.
Soft drink consumption among children has almost doubled in the United States over the last decade, which is not surprising considering that most school hallways are lined with soda-filled vending machines.
Schools often make marketing deals with leading soft drink companies such as Coca-Cola from which they receive commissions--based on a percentage of sales at each school--and sometimes a lump-sum payment, in exchange for their students' health. School vending machines can increase the consumption of sweetened beverages by up to 50 or more cans of soda per student per year.
If you routinely drink soda--regular or diet--eliminating it from your diet is one of the simplest and most profound health improvements you can make.
French Fries (and Nearly All Commercially Fried Foods)
Potatoes are bad enough when consumed in their raw state, as their simple sugars are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin levels and can devastate your health. But when they are cooked in trans fat at high temperatures, all sorts of interesting and very unpleasant things occur.
Anything that is fried, even vegetables, has the issue of trans fat and the potent cancer-causing substance acrylamide.
Foods that are fried in vegetable oils like canola, soybean, safflower, corn, and other seed and nut oils are particularly problematic. These polyunsaturated fats easily become rancid when exposed to oxygen and produce large amounts of damaging free radicals in the body. They are also very susceptible to heat-induced damage from cooking. What is not commonly known is that these oils can actually cause aging, clotting, inflammation, cancer and weight gain. You can read the article "Secrets of the Edible Oil Industry" for more information.
It is theoretically possible to create a more "healthy" French fry if you cook it in a healthy fat like virgin coconut oil. Due to its high saturated fat content, coconut oil is extremely stable and is not damaged by the high temperatures of cooking. This is why coconut oil should be the only oil you use to cook with.
I am fond of telling patients that one French fry is worse for your health than one cigarette, so you may want to consider this before you order your next 'Biggie' order.
Chips
Most commercial chips, and this includes corn chips, potato chips, tortilla chips, you name it, are high in trans fat. Fortunately, some companies have caught on to the recent media blitz about the dangers of trans fat and have started to produce chips without trans fat.
However, the high temperatures used to cook them will potentially cause the formation of carcinogenic substances like acrylamide, and this risk remains even if the trans fat is removed.
Fried Non-Fish Seafood
This category represents the culmination of non-healthy aspects of food. Fried shrimp, clams, oysters, lobsters, and so on have all the issues of trans fat and acrylamide mentioned above, plus an added risk of mercury.
Seafood is loaded with toxic mercury and shellfish like shrimp and lobsters can be contaminated with parasites and resistant viruses that may not even be killed with high heat. These creatures, considered scavenger animals, consume foods that may be harmful for you.
Eating these foods gives you a quadruple dose of toxins--trans fat, acrylamide, mercury and possibly parasites or viruses--with every bite.
If you have a taste for seafood, there's an easy solution. It's best to avoid your local fish fry and try the only fish I now eat--the delicious wild red Alaskan salmon that was proven through independent lab testing to be free of harmful levels of mercury and other contaminants.
Monday, November 07, 2005
The New Yahoo Mail (beta)
Yahoo Mail, a thing of the past? All of the sudden, Yahoo is starting to bounce back with the new Yahoo Mail, beta currently (I hope it will release soon, can’t wait for the free upgrade, I hope it is still free)
Anyway, we must thanks for stiff competition from other free email service provider (Gmail from Google, Hotmail from Microsoft, AIM from American Online, and other email provider who is going or on the process of revamping their email service)
Also, we must express gratitude to a new technology,
More on
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajax_(programming)
Read more about Yahoo Email Beta
http://yahoo.weblogsinc.com/entry/1234000380058717
Comprehensive screen shots
http://patcavit.com/2005/09/14/y-mail-beta-impressions/
What can I do?
What can I do?
What can I do to please someone? This question may sometime popup in one’s mind. It is not an easy task to do as people are hard to please, some more everyone is different. In order to please someone, you must sacrifice something.
I didn’t say it would be easy, but nothing is free and something must be given up in order to please others. It could be a simple penny, or a small favor, or it can be as big as giving up your dignity. Sigh, it’s not simple to make everyone happy.
One could argue that I can do what I want and ignore other people. I once do that but advice from my friends is “you cannot do this forever “and “why you seal yourself from others? “And “if you can’t beat them, why don’t you just join them? “
Things aren’t what they seems to be, nothing is as easy as ABC. Look at the illiterate rates around us, either something wrong with the education system or alphabet is not as easy as everyone thought.
Anyway, back to topic. Definition from wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn define please as below:
1. Give pleasure to or be pleasing to; "These colors please the senses"; "a pleasing sensation"
2. Be the will of or have the will (to); "he could do many things if he pleased"
3. give satisfaction; "The waiters around her aim to please"
4. Used in polite request; "please pay attention"
What can I do?
I can give pleasure to someone if I want. I can do any thing if I pleased. I can say “please” when I want some attention.
Well, I think for now, I will do anything I want as long as I am pleased with it.
Meaningful Awareness
Meaningful Awareness
Dinesh Vora
[1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
[3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
[4] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
[5] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
[6] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
[7] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
[8] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
[9] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
[10] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is
not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in
the ear.
[11] Dalmatians are born without spots.
[12] Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
[13] The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings] or 'against' (in criminal proceedings]
[14] Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left
[15] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
[16] The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee
[17] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
[18] The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
[19] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
[20] Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
[21] The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
[22] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
[23] When Hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
[24] The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
[25] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
[26] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
[27] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
[28] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
[29] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
[30] There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
[31] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
[32] Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
[33] It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
[34] The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
[35] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
[36] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
[37] Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die
[38] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling.)
[39] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
[40] The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot
[41] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
[42] The average person laughs 13 times a day
[43] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
[44] Women blink nearly twice as much as men
[45] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
[46] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
[47] Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
[48] Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
[49] If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
[50] The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
Dinesh Vora
[1] If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
[2] If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
[3] Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
[4] Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
[5] The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'.
[6] The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
[7] The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
[8] The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
[9] Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
[10] The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is
not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in
the ear.
[11] Dalmatians are born without spots.
[12] Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
[13] The 'v' in the name of a court case does not stand for 'versus', but for 'and' (in civil proceedings] or 'against' (in criminal proceedings]
[14] Men's shirts have the buttons on the right, but women's shirts have the buttons on the left
[15] The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
[16] The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by a bee
[17] Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
[18] The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
[19] Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
[20] Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
[21] The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
[22] When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
[23] When Hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
[24] The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
[25] The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
[26] Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
[27] Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
[28] It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
[29] The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
[30] There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
[31] The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
[32] Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
[33] It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
[34] The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
[35] Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
[36] The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
[37] Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die
[38] In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling.)
[39] Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command "go hang yourself."
[40] The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot
[41] Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
[42] The average person laughs 13 times a day
[43] Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
[44] Women blink nearly twice as much as men
[45] German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
[46] Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
[47] Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
[48] Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
[49] If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
[50] The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
Bringing English to Senses
Bringing English to Senses
Dinesh Vora
.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
in ze forst plas.
.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Dinesh Vora
.
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted
in ze forst plas.
.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
One Liner Humor
One Liner Humor
Dinesh Vora
[1]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.
[2]
Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.
[3]
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
[4]
I believe we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
cash
[5]
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
[6]
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
[7]
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.
[8]
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
[9]
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10]
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11]
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
[12]
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13]
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14]
Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
[15]
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16]
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
[17]
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18]
Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.
[19]
Saving is the best thing. Especially
when your parents have done it for you.
[20]
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21]
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Dinesh Vora
[1]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.
[2]
Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.
[3]
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
[4]
I believe we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
cash
[5]
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
[6]
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
[7]
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.
[8]
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
[9]
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10]
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11]
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
[12]
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13]
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14]
Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
[15]
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16]
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
[17]
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18]
Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.
[19]
Saving is the best thing. Especially
when your parents have done it for you.
[20]
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21]
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Life Stages
Life Stages:
Dinesh Vora
1 day - 5 yrs : Inadvertent Spills
6 yrs - 16 yrs : Pickup survival Skills
17 - 20 yrs : Undergo Drills
21 - 25 yrs : Experience Thrills
26 - 40 yrs : Pay Bills (for the thrills experienced)
41 - 60 yrs : Suffer Ills
61 - 75 yrs : Take Pills
76 yrs & Past : Prepare Wills
Dinesh Vora
1 day - 5 yrs : Inadvertent Spills
6 yrs - 16 yrs : Pickup survival Skills
17 - 20 yrs : Undergo Drills
21 - 25 yrs : Experience Thrills
26 - 40 yrs : Pay Bills (for the thrills experienced)
41 - 60 yrs : Suffer Ills
61 - 75 yrs : Take Pills
76 yrs & Past : Prepare Wills
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