One Liner Humor

One Liner Humor
Dinesh Vora

[1]
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.
[2]
Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.
[3]
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
[4]
I believe we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
cash
[5]
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
[6]
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
[7]
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
later.
[8]
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
[9]
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
[10]
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
[11]
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
[12]
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
[13]
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
[14]
Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
[15]
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
[16]
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
[17]
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
[18]
Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.
[19]
Saving is the best thing. Especially
when your parents have done it for you.
[20]
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
[21]
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!