Monday, November 07, 2005

One Liner Humor

One Liner Humor
Dinesh Vora

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if
you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having
two you are a referee.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is
always right and the other is the husband!
I believe we should all pay
our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted
A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
Ladies first.
Pretty ladies sooner.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
Real friends are the ones who survive
transitions between address books.
Saving is the best thing. Especially
when your parents have done it for you.
Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!

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